Yay I move into my new place on Thursday. Damn that was a stressful 2 months trying to get this worked up

walterswhitetulip:

god just like. the sheer irony of the fact that mary shelley wrote frankenstein when she was still a teenager. a teenage girl. founder of modern sci fi story telling. and yet now teenage girls are sneered at when they show an interest in ~nerd culture~ and sci fi. i just. man. 

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

laughingsquid:

ASPCA launches free mobile app to help people locate their missing pets
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
😍😍 friends telling u they may not be cis 😍😍

wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

moodyrebelmage:

Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.

dogshaming:

I need to get something off my chest

"I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping."

dogshaming:

I need to get something off my chest

"I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping."