The front pages of Fox, MSNBC, and CNN.

One of these things doesn’t look like the others.

Fox & Friends Upset over Obama’s paper clip

liberaltexan:

breanieswordvomit:

DOOCY: Meanwhile, come and get your copy. President Obama’s jobs bill, hot off the presses — at Kinko’s? Hundreds of billions in tax hikes and new spending bound together with a chintzy clip. Look at that thing.

BRIAN KILMEADE (co-host): Right.

DOOCY: What’s that about?

KILMEADE: We’ve never had the word “chintzy” in the cold open before.

GRETCHEN CARLSON (co-host): We’re in a recession.

Because there’s nothing else negative to say about it.

The staggering number of factual things wrong with that short conversation makes this puppy sad.

So fuck you Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson.

If you’re not going to tell the truth for the American people, at least do it for the puppies.

And for the everyone’s sake, please stop the bigoted anti-paper clip language. They are good, hard working members of the paper-holding world. I mean, unless this is some kind of Kenyan, socialist secular-muslim paper clip who is hell bent on destroying traditional marriage and America. Then by all means, go on and continue.

embarrassingusername:

Great question, definitely should be asked in the debate. C’mon tumblr, let’s get enough up votes to make impossible to ignore!

This needs to come up in the debate.
It’d make my year.

embarrassingusername:

Great question, definitely should be asked in the debate. C’mon tumblr, let’s get enough up votes to make impossible to ignore!

This needs to come up in the debate.

It’d make my year.

whiporwill:

Rachel Maddow on Letterman pointing out some of Fox News’ lies.