Ev’ry day it’s FUCKING CREEPY DuckTits, A-Woo-Hoo
Close my eyes and I can see them DuckTits
W-W-W-What the- what the fuck dude
I don’t even - this is so rude
I wish I’d never seen those DuckTits, a-woo-hoo
Guess I’m a liar.
*quietly reblogs my best selfie ever*
Dr. Fritz Klein, Bergen-Belsen’s camp doctor, standing in a mass grave after liberation.
When asked about his ethical dilemmas on conducting human experiments in the camp system, Klein famously said that: "My Hippocratic oath tells me to cut a gangrenous appendix out of the human body. The Jews are the gangrenous appendix of mankind. That’s why I cut them out."
He was tried for war crimes committed at both Bergen-Belsen and Auschwitz, found guilty of only two counts, and executed in December 1945.
"Statue of Dylan Sprouse" by Michelangelo
i have never laughed as hard as i did just now