I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings,

Roger Ailes, president of Fox News Channel

HuffPo

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And that’s also why conservative baby boomer males with their chemical erections want her to be president. 

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"Michele Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll.

leftish:

She said she hasn’t been this excited since she won last year’s ‘Who’s Crazier Than Sarah Palin’ contest.’”

~ Conan O’Brien

"I heard her speak the first couple of times

leftish:

…after a couple of weeks, and I knew she was like for me, a motherlode. But I was SO SHOCKED that she was running, it stunned me SO MUCH, I said on stage I wouldn’t make jokes about her, because I could not LIVE in this world if I believed she was a real person. I have, for the entire time that she’s been around, treated her as a hallucination.”

~ Lewis Black on Sarah Palin

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